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Blunt black mug, embroidered hat and hoodie styled on warm stone

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This meeting is a hostage situation - Mug

Your work bestie

For meetings that could have been emails.

 Trying my best. It's not great. - Unisex Hoodie

The tired parent

For the person who used to sleep.

 Hard Pass - Dad hat

Your brutally honest friend

For someone whose filter is permanently off.

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Every item is made to order. Canada and US orders usually arrive in 7–14 business days. Allow extra time for a specific occasion.

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What if something is wrong?

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us with your order number and a photo. We will arrange a replacement. Made-to-order items cannot be returned for a change of mind.

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