Gifts For People Who Are Done Pretending ●
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The Fuck Off Collection Is Here ●
Mugs · Cards · Hats · Hoodies ●
Say What Everyone's Thinking ●
Gifts For People Who Are Done Pretending ●
Free Shipping Over $75 ●
The Fuck Off Collection Is Here ●
Mugs · Cards · Hats · Hoodies ●
Say What Everyone's Thinking ●
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Gifts that say what you actually
mean.
mean.
No fluff. No filler. Just the honest stuff people actually want to say — on mugs, cards, hats and hoodies.
Mug · 11oz
Just Fuck Off
And Go Away
And Go Away
$25.00
Dad Hat
Taken. Tired.
Still Here.
Still Here.
$43.00
Mug · 11oz
This Meeting Is
A Hostage Situation
A Hostage Situation
$25.00
About Blunt
Blunt is a Canadian gift brand for people who are tired of dishonest greeting cards and generic mugs. We design and print mugs, hoodies, t-shirts, hats, greeting cards and postcards with sharp, funny, unambiguous messages — the kind of things people actually think but rarely say. Every product is made to order and ships across Canada and the United States.
Shop by collection — The Fuck Off Collection, The Breakup Collection, The Bad Boss Collection, The Burnout Collection, The New Parent Collection, The Honest Valentine's Collection, The Promotion Collection, and The Passive Aggressive Postcard Collection — or create a custom order with your own message.
No Bullshit.
Just honest gifts people actually want to give — and get.
Say It With a Mug.
Or a hat. Or a card. Or a hoodie. We've got options.
Free Shipping Over $75.
Because we're not monsters.
⭐ Most Popular
The Fuck Off Collection
For when "no thank you" just doesn't cut it. Mugs, beanies, hats and more.
✉️ Passive Aggressive Postcards
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❤️ Fan Favourite
The Breakup Collection
You don't miss them. You miss the idea of them. Gifts that say the honest thing.
The Bad Boss Collection
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The Burnout Collection
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The New Parent Collection
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The Promotion Collection
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The Honest Valentine's Collection
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YOURS.
Can't find exactly
what you want to say?
what you want to say?
We'll make it. Your message. Our products. Mugs, cards, hats and hoodies — all custom made to order. Starting at $20.
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Shop by situation
What are you
trying to say?
trying to say?
Workplace
For the coworker who gets it.
The meeting that shouldn't exist. The reply-all that never should have happened. The desk that needs a statement.
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Relationships
For the person you chose. Again. Despite everything.
Anniversaries, birthdays, or just a Tuesday when you want them to know you still pick them. Brutally.
Shop The Honest Valentine's Collection →
Parenting
For the parent who is doing their best. It's not great.
Baby showers, new parents, or the person who used to sleep and now drinks coffee like it's oxygen.
Shop The New Parent Collection →
General honesty
For when you've simply had enough.
No occasion needed. No explanation required. Some things just need to be said. We make the merch.
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Neighbours & coworkers
For the thing you can't say to their face.
The parking. The music. The dog. The reply-all. Say it on a postcard. Anonymously. We won't tell.
Shop Passive Aggressive Postcards →
Gifts for him
For the dad, partner, or guy who has everything and needs none of it.
Hats that say what he's thinking. Mugs that say what he wishes he could say at work. Father's Day sorted.
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Gifts for her
For the woman who is done being polite about it.
Shirts, hoodies and cards for the person who says what she thinks and has zero apologies about it.
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Just browsing
Not sure what you're looking for. You'll know it when you see it.
Browse everything. Something will make you think of someone immediately. That's the one.
Shop everything →
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New collection
The Passive
Aggressive
Postcard Collection.
Aggressive
Postcard Collection.
For the things you've wanted to say but couldn't. Until now. Six postcards designed to be slipped under doors, left on windshields, and mailed anonymously. Say the thing. We'll print it.
Shop The Collection →Postcard
You Park Like An Asshole.
Postcard
Your Music Is Too Loud.
Postcard
You're A Shitty Neighbour.
Postcard
You Replied All. Please Stop.
What people are saying
Honest gifts.
Honest reviews.
Honest reviews.
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Finally. A mug that says what I'm actually thinking at 8am before anyone talks to me. My coworkers got the message immediately.
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Bought this for my husband. He wore it to his mom's house. She didn't get it. He did. That's what matters.
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Sent the hostage situation mug to my entire team after our third all-hands meeting in one week. HR has not yet responded.
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I don't usually write reviews but this hoodie is so soft and the message is so accurate that I felt morally obligated.
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My friend actually cried laughing when she opened the card. Then she said it was the most accurate thing anyone had ever given her. Win.
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Fast shipping, great quality, and my dad actually understood the joke for once. That alone is worth five stars.
From the blunt blog
Stuff worth
actually reading.
actually reading.
The 15 Most Honest Gifts You Can Actually Give Someone
Skip the generic. These 15 brutally honest gifts actually say something — and still ship in time.
Read more →
Why Hoodies Are The Honest Person's Uniform
The hoodie doesn't lie. Neither do we. Here's why the most comfortable garment is also the most honest one.
Read more →
The Fuck Off Collection: An Origin Story
Every great collection starts somewhere. Ours started with a very specific feeling you'll definitely recognize.
Read more →
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