The Honest Valentine's Collection
What is the Honest Valentine's Collection?
The Honest Valentine's Collection is for the person you chose, again, despite everything. These gifts acknowledge that real relationships are less "fairy tale romance" and more "I've seen you eat cereal for dinner and I'm still here."
This collection exists because traditional Valentine's gifts focus on the fantasy of love rather than the reality of partnership. Blunt makes gifts that celebrate relationships as they actually exist: complicated, imperfect, occasionally annoying, and worth choosing anyway.
What's in the Honest Valentine's Collection?
Hats, mugs, cards, and apparel covering the full spectrum of long-term relationship reality. "Taken. Tired. Still Here." acknowledges relationship status without pretending it's always energizing. "I Like You More Than I Like Most People" covers honest affection. "We're Weird Together" celebrates compatible dysfunction.
Products range from $8 greeting cards to $66 hoodies, perfect for couples who've moved past the "you complete me" phase into the "you're stuck with me" phase. Made on demand, ships within 7-14 business days — which is about how long it takes to forget why you were annoyed at your partner.
Who is the Honest Valentine's Collection for?
Couples who've survived at least one major argument and discovered they still like each other. People buying gifts for partners who appreciate honesty more than sentiment. Anyone who wants to mark Valentine's Day without pretending their relationship exists in a romantic comedy.
The collection works for established couples, people in complicated-but-committed relationships, and anyone who thinks traditional Valentine's cards sound like they were written by people who've never lived with another human being.
Why honest romance instead of traditional romance?
Because real love is choosing someone after you've seen them sick, stressed, and in their worst mood. Because acknowledging that relationships require work doesn't make them less valuable. Because sometimes the most romantic thing you can tell someone is "I've seen you at your worst and I'm not going anywhere" — which is basically what these gifts say, but funnier.
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I Didn't Think I'd Find Someone Like You. I'm Glad I Was Wrong. — Standard Postcard -
You're My Favourite Inconvenience. — Standard Postcard -
I Love You More Than I Hate People. That's A Lot. — Standard Postcard -
Still together - Mug -
Still cheaper than jewelry - Unisex t-shirt -
This is your Valentine’s gift - Mug -
Divorce? - Unisex Hoodie -
Divorce? - Unisex t-shirt -
We're doing fine. Relax. - Unisex t-shirt -
We’re doing fine. Relax - Unisex Hoodie -
Romance is a strong word - Unisex t-shirt -
This felt cheaper than therapy - Unisex Hoodie -
This felt cheaper than therapy. - Unisex t-shirt -
I tolerate you romantically - Unisex Hoodie -
I tolerate you romantically - Unisex t-shirt -
This counts as effort - Unisex Hoodie -
This counts as effort - Mug -
Truth: I rather not hear you fart - Mug -
Taken. Tired. Still here. - Dad hat -
I'm not antisocial. - Unisex t-shirt -
I Chose You. - Mug