The Breakup Collection
Sarcastic gifts for moving on. Funny t-shirts, hoodies, and cards for anyone who's done pretending they're fine. Because closure should come with free shipping.
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He's Not Worth It - Dad hat -
Not My Problem Anymore - Dad hat -
Hard Pass - Dad hat -
He's Not Worth It (but the hat is) - Dad hat -
We Were Great. Then We Weren't. That's It. — Standard Postcard -
I'm Not Sad. I'm Just Relieved And A Little Embarrassed. — Standard Postcard -
You didn't break my heart - Standard Postcard -
I liked you better before i knew you - Standard Postcard -
Not everyone deserves the front row - Unisex Hoodie -
I wasn’t too much. You were too little. - Unisex Hoodie -
Not confused. Just done. - Unisex Hoodie -
You fumbled a limited edition - Unisex Hoodie -
Loyalty is free. Weird you couldn’t afford it. - Unisex Hoodie -
Thank you, next - Unisex Hoodie -
Rebrand in progress. - Unisex Hoodie -
Breakup? More like breakthrough. - Unisex Hoodie -
Healing… but make it hot. - Unisex Hoodie -
This is your glow-up era. Stay hydrated - Unisex Hoodie -
Closure is self-serve. - Unisex Hoodie -
You were a phase. I’m a personality. - Unisex Hoodie -
Congratulations on losing me. - Unisex Hoodie -
Not everyone deserves the front row. - Unisex t-shirt -
Return to sender. - Unisex t-shirt -
Not confused. Just done. - Unisex t-shirt
