The Breakup Collection

What is the Breakup Collection?

The Breakup Collection is a set of 50+ sarcastic gifts for moving on — hats, hoodies, t-shirts, and postcards for anyone who's done pretending they're fine. Because closure should come with free shipping.

These aren't sympathy gifts. They're honesty gifts. While other brands tell you to "heal gently" or "find yourself again," Blunt says "congratulations on losing me" and "you were a phase, I'm a personality." Every design cuts through the bullshit of breakup etiquette and says what you're actually thinking.

What's in the Breakup Collection?

Over 50 products across mugs, hoodies, t-shirts, dad hats, postcards, and greeting cards. Popular designs include "Thank You, Next," "Not Everyone Deserves the Front Row," "Loyalty Is Free. Weird You Couldn't Afford It," "I Wasn't Too Much. You Were Too Little," and "Rebrand in Progress."

Each product ranges from $5 postcards to $66 hoodies, with custom breakup messages available starting at $20. All items are made on demand and ship within 7-14 business days to Canada and the US.

Who is the Breakup Collection for?

Anyone who's tired of pretending breakups are mutual, amicable, or "for the best." Friends buying gifts for someone going through it. People buying gifts for themselves because they know what they need to hear. Anyone who thinks "conscious uncoupling" sounds like corporate speak for "this sucked."

The collection works for fresh breakups, old breakups you're finally over, and preventative gifts for people who date poorly. If traditional sympathy cards make you roll your eyes, these are for you.

Why buy breakup gifts from Blunt?

Because Hallmark doesn't make cards that say "closure is self-serve" or "hard pass." Because most breakup gifts are either too nice or too mean, and Blunt hits the exact right note of honest without being cruel. Because sometimes the best thing you can give someone going through a breakup is permission to stop being polite about it.