The Fuck Off Collection

What is the Fuck Off Collection?

The Fuck Off Collection is Blunt's flagship collection — mugs, beanies, hats, hoodies, and cards for when "no thank you" doesn't cover it. It's the most-shopped collection on the site and the origin point of the brand.

This collection exists for moments when politeness has reached its limit. When someone asks for the third time if you're "sure you don't mind" doing something you clearly mind. When your neighbor's music is too loud again. When you've hit your quota for forced cheerfulness and need to communicate a boundary without explaining why.

What's in the Fuck Off Collection?

Eleven products across mugs, hoodies, beanies, hats, and cards. The core message — "Just Fuck Off and Go Away" — comes on different products for different situations. The 11oz mug ($25) is the bestseller, perfect for morning meetings you didn't ask to attend. The beanie and dad hat ($43 each) let you wear your mood. The hoodie ($66) makes it clear from a distance.

All items are made on demand and ship within 7-14 business days to Canada and the US. Free shipping on orders over $75 — because we're not monsters, just direct.

Who is the Fuck Off Collection for?

People who've discovered that "no" is a complete sentence but want to say it louder. Remote workers whose video calls keep getting interrupted. Anyone whose patience has expired and needs the world to know. Gift-buyers who know someone going through a phase where subtlety isn't working.

The collection works for stress relief, boundary setting, and general mood expression. If you've ever wanted to respond to small talk with complete honesty, this is your collection.

Why does the Fuck Off Collection exist?

Because sometimes the most honest thing you can say is also the simplest. Because "I'd prefer not to" gets ignored but this doesn't. Because Blunt believes in giving people the tools to communicate exactly how much bandwidth they have left — which, in this case, is none.