The Breakup Collection
Sarcastic gifts for moving on. Funny t-shirts, hoodies, and cards for anyone who's done pretending they're fine. Because closure should come with free shipping.
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You fumbled a limited edition - Unisex t-shirt -
Loyalty is free. Weird you couldn’t afford it. - Unisex t-shirt -
Thank you, next - Unisex t-shirt -
Rebrand in progress. - Unisex t-shirt -
Breakup? More like breakthrough. - Unisex t-shirt -
Emotionally unavailable to nonsense. - Unisex t-shirt -
Healing… but make it hot. - Unisex t-shirt -
This is your glow-up era. Stay hydrated. - Unisex t-shirt -
Closure is self-serve - Unisex t-shirt -
You were a phase. I’m a personality. - Unisex t-shirt -
Congratulations on losing me - Unisex t-shirt -
You're the reason I need this - Mug -
You miss the idea of them - Unisex Hoodie -
You miss the idea of them - Mug -
Sorry, not sorry - Unisex t-shirt -
NO! - Mug -
In a Relationship with my Bed - Unisex Hoodie -
I'm already annoyed - Unisex t-shirt -
I used to be fun. - Unisex hoodie -
I love you. Go to therapy. - Standard Postcard -
I Chose You. - Mug -
Cunt. - Unisex Hoodie -
Cunt - Women's Relaxed T-Shirt -
Cunt - Mug
